The Kingdom of Womble 3326 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.996 billion Womble 3326ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Womble 3326ian economy, worth 356 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 39,635 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,456 per year while the poor average 2,484, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3326's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 3326 is ranked 230,673^rd in the world and 4,554^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.